
Protein
Whey Protein — Grotesque Proportions
25g protein. 120 calories. 1g of sugar.

Labelled Äddiction Dextrose
Straight dextrose. Drink it the second you finish.
$39.95
One ingredient. Thirty grams of fast carbs straight after training so the protein you just paid for actually gets used. No stimulants and no proprietary blend. Dextrose, and that is the whole tub.
Straight off the label
Transcribed from the printed panel. Nothing rounded, nothing invented.
1 scoop · 30g
30g (30g) scoops
| Nutrient | Amount | Percent daily value |
|---|---|---|
| Calories | 113 | |
| Total Fat | 0g | 0% |
| Saturated Fat | 0g | 0% |
| Trans Fat | 0g | |
| Cholesterol | 0mg | 0% |
| Sodium | 0mg | 0% |
| Total Carbohydrate | 30g | 11% |
| Total Sugars | 30g | |
| Protein | 0g | |
| Dietary Fiber | 0g | 0% |
Ingredients: Dextrose.
Drink it straight after weights and cardio. Men 4 scoops, women 2 scoops, mixed with water. Any questions on the amount, text Todd.
From clients
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“I had done four cuts on my own and lost strength every time. Todd texted me every morning asking for my weight and every night asking what I ate. Twenty-five pounds gone and I am still pressing what I pressed in January.”
Marcus D. · 214 lb to 189 lb, same bench
“The prep coaches near me wanted four hundred a month and answered on Tuesdays. Todd answered three times a day. I walked on stage the first time and placed, and I never once had to guess what to do the next morning.”
Alicia R. · First bikini show, top five
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Protein
25g protein. 120 calories. 1g of sugar.

Logistics
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